Formerly Known As The Ham Fisted Barber

by The Dirty Soxx

/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

      $2.50 USD  or more

     

1.
2.
3.
00:50
4.
02:57
5.
02:48
6.
01:11
7.

about

Thrown together by sheer fate in an Otsego, Michigan rumpus room, brother (Scott, Drums-18 at the time) and sister (Kelsey-Vocals, 10 years old at the time!) are aided by AVRCRC Head honcho Ian D. Piirtola for a frenzied pixie stix-snorting freakout, blaring loud'n proud!

The concept was simple: whatever words popped into Kelsey's head, a song was written around it on the spot! Bass was later overdubbed (all in one take to preserve improvitablity!) The result is a delightful squawk and splang bash-fest with a healthy dollop of hooks!

HEAR Brother and sister argue MID-SONG!
HEAR Kelsey expertly recite a report on Babe Ruth over a half remembered stab at Survivor's "Eye Of the Tiger"!
HEAR Pure 10 year old rage at the world: Skittles suck!, Arthur sucks! YOU SUCK.
HEAR frenzied drumming dash around cheap guitar mangle 'em, strangle 'ems! Bass appropriately rumbles and grumbles beneath vocals not always pointed at the mic, due to constant live-action tantrums not heard since Barney quit!

credits

released September 20, 2012

Kelsey Stephenson-Vocals, Lyrics
Scott Stephenson-Drums, Vocals
Ian Piirtola-Guitar, Bass Overdubs, Occasional Squawk

Recorded in fall of 2002 by I. Piirtola on a Tascam 414 mk II

tags

license

all rights reserved

about

The Ashton Velvet Rock Club Recording Company Chicago, Illinois

The AVRCRC is now the most popular music label in the history of shit that does crap. We have fantastic releases by BABY GRRRL, FACTORIES, ROBERTS, NEW WAVE DYKE, HUBCAP CITY and MELISSA LONELY, ALKOR, NEBRASKA USA, PUKE SKYWALKER, ROMAN GABRIEL TODD'S THE BEAST RIDING UP OUT OF THE SEA, COORDINATED SUICIDES and more! Good vibes for Mayor. ... more

contact / help

Contact The Ashton Velvet Rock Club Recording Company

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns

Redeem code